I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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