There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
my liver is dry heaving
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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