i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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