My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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