Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
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