my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
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