I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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