is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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