Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what if I'm pregnant?
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you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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