i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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