Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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