remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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