how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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