just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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