you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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