Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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