lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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