Dual....:-)
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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