hell yes lets make some ravioli
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I am available for nakedness
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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