I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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