dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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