how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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