perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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