capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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