Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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