I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Randomize
