last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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