Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Terrible idea I love it
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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