A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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