I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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