I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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