I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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