That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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