I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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