well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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