I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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