This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was like giving head to a cactus.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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