You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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