She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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