Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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