that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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