3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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