i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
