You work out of a Hotel?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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