what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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