that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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