just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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