At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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