I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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