I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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